Local Moron Hooks Biggest Fish: Loses Contest By 4 Feet

by fishwrench 1. February 2009 17:25

Argh! I just set the hook in the winning fish at the 13th Annual Big Eagle Lake Association ice fishing contest, but I didn’t win. Let me explain. The hole next to me was occupied by a nice young man - maybe 10 to 12-years in age. He had chatted with me about my Marcum depth finder as ... [More]

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Local Moron Builds Texas Hold 'Em Table: Illegal Gambling Ring Shut Down Days Later

by fishwrench 28. January 2008 22:15

Fishwrench.com - from fish houses to racecars, we've built it all. With everything we build we keep three rules in mind: Make it better Make it cheap Make it easy Our latest project, a Texas Hold 'Em table, is no exception to those rules. For just a handful of dollars in... [More]

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Local Moron Falls Through Ice (Again)

by fishwrench 3. December 2007 17:25

Again, the temptress of thin ice plagues upper Midwest fisherman. There's too much ice on the water for a boat, the temperatures have been steadily dipping below freezing daybreak to daybreak, and summer's waterfowl have left the area for warmer holdings. Like children with their sleds at ... [More]

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Downsizing Your Digits and How To Get Them Back

by fishwrench 29. October 2007 14:29

So, you've managed to stick your hand in a table saw. Now what? Are you going to stand there crying like a ninny, or are you going to do something about? Quit yer blubberin' and pick up those appendages - it's time you got those fingers reattached, but do it the right way. If you screw... [More]

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Local Moron Starts Fishing Trip On Boat: Ends It In ER

by fishwrench 29. May 2005 15:36

It was probably his 20th bass of the day, and the day had been long. Being careful not lip his bass for fear of being gouged with a fishhook, he held his fish from behind the head, just in front of the gills. This assured him that all his appendages were out of harms way from a flopping fish. ... [More]

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Local Moron Pays $1700 To Take Kid Fishing

by fishwrench 29. October 2004 15:32

Take a kid fishing! The rewards are many and it perpetuates our sport. This past summer I had the opportunity to take an eight-year old boy fishing on Lake Pepin in southern Minnesota. Known for quality walleye, sauger, and smallmouth bass fishing, I was confident that I would get the kid on fish.... [More]

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Local Morons Battle Over Fish: Custody Hearing Soon

by fishwrench 29. July 2003 15:48

It's a beautiful day, you're on the boat with one of your best friends soaking up the raise and chasing monster hawgs. The only thing getting in the way of this being a perfect day is the spinning reel of your friend's that keeps fouling. I'll gloss over the fact that I'm the o... [More]

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Local Moron Hooks Biggest Fish: Loses Contest By 4 Feet

Local Moron Builds Texas Hold 'Em Table: Illegal Gambling Ring Shut Down Days Later

Local Moron Falls Through Ice (Again)

Downsizing Your Digits and How To Get Them Back

Local Moron Starts Fishing Trip On Boat: Ends It In ER

Local Moron Pays $1700 To Take Kid Fishing

Local Morons Battle Over Fish: Custody Hearing Soon

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