OK, Mr. Rayovac – it’s almost opening day…are your batteries holding 12-volts? The first warm weekend in May is a great time to get the boat out of winter storage and fire it up for a run around the lake, but don’t ruin my day when you do it. I don’t want to be stuck... [More]

I don't make it out to the big city all that much. I don't even like leaving my own driveway unless my stock car or boat is in tow. But, every so often I have to get out to the land of concrete parks to fulfil some sort of obligatory PR appearance or meet with the bigwigs to discuss "... [More]

It's Saturday afternoon, you've just polished of your 8th Bud Light of the day, and it's time to break the seal. Ah, but you're smack dab in the middle of a heavy traffic lake with lots of shoreline houses. Regardless, you have to go. Your kidneys and bladder are bulging out your b... [More]